i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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