I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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