Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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