No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You left your underwear on the fireplace
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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