Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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