Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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