it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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