You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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