I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I had to cum in my sink.
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