Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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