Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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