i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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