you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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