if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
the raccoons are back...
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