There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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