well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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