wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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