Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Randomize
