I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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