Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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