Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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