love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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