He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
