Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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