can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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