I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
be right there i have to get my cape
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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