i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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