Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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