i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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