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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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