I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Randomize
