Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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