The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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