Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He is an equal opportunity slut.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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