you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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