I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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