At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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