Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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