she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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