yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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