We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
