it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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