my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
my sisters under your porch take her home
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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