oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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