i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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