do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Your cock deserves a montage
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
