i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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