I bet he comes in French.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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