so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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