so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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