So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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