i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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