I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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