if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Cover your peen. We're going out.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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