She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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