just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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