remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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