you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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