8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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