I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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