Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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