She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Pooping to opera.
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