what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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